Sunday, July 22, 2012

 MenKind,

Hey all.


Especially the male folks out here(although it doesn't mean the females are not allowed to read it ).This post is totally dedicated to you all.So kindly spare few minutes from you busy schedule and go through this small letter which I had always wanted to write for a very long time but never got the needed kick to type this down.

Since I am a girl and that too a college bunking one, I have a number of issues with you which I would like to bring to your kind notice. I know you will just laugh it off and if you do, I wouldn’t blame you because a majority of you are pathetically perverted like that. I would like to ask the beer loving soul of yours certain questions which have kept me perturbed for long.


Some genuine queries-


# There is something called Getting Bored. Just like the others of my gender and species, I too have Boobs and an ass to follow. I know you spend a lot of time browsing through images of topless and butt showing females online, but what I don’t understand is how you get amused by the so called melons rather than the face of even a properly draped woman?


# Some of your gang members smirk at me every time I walk down the streets sipping on my favourite ice candy. How can you possibly stoop low enough to think so perverted? A Lollipop wouldn’t be named that way if I were to chew it like a toffee. Things have got so out of hand that I think twice before ordering a Cornetto when your fellow beings are around. You can’t possibly expect me to bite the ice-cream off. Can you?





# You crave for a woman who is modern in a slutty way, outgoing enough to be mistaken as a whore. You forsake the innocent soul for the provocative body cover. But when it comes to settling down, you prefer the homely, traditional woman who is skilled in the culinary arts, ignoring the true bitch residing in her. Why so?


# You expect us to be understanding and listen to your irrational babbles when you return home drunk and callous. We too expect you to tolerate us when we are fighting our PMS every month. Quotes like “Never believe anything which bleeds for five days and still doesn’t die”  are just not cool for us to laugh at. We are made that way. What is so gross about that?


# Loosing your virginity is like a milestone achievement for you and the more women you have slept with, the more ‘THE MAN’ you are among your groupies. It’s definitely not the same for us here, atleast in India. But how can you possibly expect your wife to be a virgin when you aren’t? Many husbands might be cursing you for taking their wives virginity. Why don’t you look at it that way?


#WHY are you people so desperate and always give that exhausted SIGH whenever i pass by you.Is it something to do with the breathing?Why my boy why?Why do you sing those down market songs when i pass by?

If you really  have that singing sensation in you why don't you use your unexplored talent in one of those talent hunts? you would be better appreciated there.

I can go on and on and this letter can get as intolerable as Aishwarya Rai’s giggles. If you do not think that this letter applies to you, I request you to ignore the content and pass it on to the guy sitting next to you. Maybe he might relate to this.


Sincerely,


The Girl you whistled at yesterday evening.

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

Udita in my view it's a brilliant writting. I think u nailed it. I'm
sure most of d Indian boys & men living in india or fr dat matter
settled abroad vl hate it. They don't like gals like u around BUT they
vl hv no issue sleeping wid u, now dats how hippocrates they r.
Listen u brave gal, india needs more gals like u to take lead in dis &
bcm d voice of under privileged millions of ur fellow sisters. So I
wud say BRAVO UDITA U REALLY HV "BALLS" & I luv u my dear frnd :-))))
1NRI blue_man905

udita said...

thanku so much blue_man......ur encouraging comments keep me going :)

Suresh said...

Hi Udita This letter is really worth reading and I appreciate your boldness for showing the dark shades of sick men. Undoubtedly this is true in most of the cases. I feel sorry for you gals. Keep posting.

udita said...

thanku so much Suresh

K.Nandagopal said...

Udita, congrats for a well written article. Hope men who are of this kind read this article and change their ways.

Apoorva said...

YOU NAILED IT! #love <3

Innovative said...

Superv udita,well written.

marieab_43 said...

This is excellent. The views are right on target. Amazing writing.

AVY said...

Very well put, and so easy to say since it's true. However, women can be real bitches too, so I'd say "mankind".


/Avy

http://mymotherfuckedmickjagger.blogspot.com

Unknown said...

lol!! that was funny but so true. u write very well...keep it up :)

Daksh said...

AWE-FUCK-SOME...! :)
VERY WELL WRITTEN! :)

udita said...

thanks Daksh :)

Sudeep said...

BOLD and AWESOME !

udita said...

thanku :) :)

abhishek said...

great article ..wonder were you got an idea to write this down ;)

Unknown said...

thanxs my dera friends

Unknown said...

good good ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Unknown said...

my india is great

udita said...

@abhishek this is the issue that every girl deals with everyday..i just tried to give it medium :)

udita said...

@kumar india is surely great but whom are you trying to thank?? *confused*

Del Cusay said...

Your letter is excellent! it's beautifully written with your concrete mind. Your curiosity about things that happen to your life will be answered by your own experiences as you move forward in your life's next chapter.

udita said...

yup i too hope that my queries would be answered through the experiences.

Jimmyjin said...

just wanna say... wow :)

udita said...

thanku :)i hope you don't belong to that bunch :)

Unknown said...

amazing girl... u took a very bold edge
But wen we talk abt boys then most are BIG SLUTS.. so treat them the way they meant to be treated.. ;)

udita said...

Thanku Shruti... :)

Ivan Aliku said...

I will call this "Men Exposed". Maybe you should also write an eBook on this and give it away as a freebie to attract more visitors to this post. The title would surely grab an audience. I like this post and I feel ashamed for men who live their life this way. Good work.

udita said...

i wonder why couldn't think of such a title before...it would definitely had attracted more bunch of people :)
i am glad u liked it :)

Unknown said...

hi udita i agree many of guys like that .. and i appreciate your braveness to say something like this. Keep sound like this...

Unknown said...

really awesome blog carry on

udita said...

@bala and @sunil thanku :)

Anonymous said...

Well Said gupta..Its Like Letting A Bull In A Crockery Store...!!!!

PCCare247 said...

Udita!!! You have written heart touching story and believe me I am feeling guilt on behalf of Boys and forgive me if ever I did like this to any girl.

udita said...

@vikas dats the true story :)

Unknown said...

awesome one dear.... :)

udita said...

thanku so much siddharth

Unknown said...

i love this friend , and this blog writing skill is cool body thanks for sharing this....
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udita said...

thanx @james :)

Unknown said...

very daring move ;) . loved it thoroughly.
i m sure some persons wud definitely take a hint.

udita said...

indeed it was daring ...it took me 15 days to bring it from drafts to the actual blog :P

Prashant said...

Nice Blog & Nice Post Udita

udita said...

thanx prashant :)

Osho Garg @ How To Blog said...

Very Nice Blog :)

udita said...

thanku @cfacet2 and @osho

pinchhitter said...

Well composed concerns; I would like to ask, if the sculpture is bad whom you blame sculpture or the artist ?
My question may be out of context, then ignore

Dhir said...

Very well written. Change your handle from khalibrain to greatlekhak. The thoughts r true as if u are reading a man's mind. The thoughts r so clear and the expression so articulate. You have most of us by the balls right to the hilt. Men will be men. Why not "WOMEN DESERVE TO Be WOMEN and equals. Well done. A pat on ur back and a hug. Sunil(marsdhirs)

jahid said...

Very interesting, feminism at it's best, i must say :)

Unknown said...

Ignore any cutting responses from my gender, as we tend to lash out when struck with truth. You are absolutely right on all points. I love women so much because my gender fits the description above. Your faces alone are thrilling, and guard yourselves against the sharks. Your biting yet playful tone in the letter is perfect.

I'm behind you, nothing unseemly intended :-)

Dovy Lace said...

I love loveeee loveee your writing ...it's brilliant and honest ! keep on the good work..and please don't forget that you're awesome =)

Angry Image said...

Very nice post i liked it very much
your blog is very good and its template is awesome

Zunnur said...

What you've written here could in a way portray "menkind" but there are actually many different type of "species" in this world. Some are like what you've described but some are not. Some appreciate true beauty of a woman by looking at her in a more holistic way. Few act in such a way when you're enjoying your ice-cream but some just don't bother. Some would spend their time watching Bollywood heroins dancing with minimum clothes but some would think that it's just a waste of time. Some go against but some are guided by faith. Your post is intriguing and I'm sure that you'll be able to attract a lot of visitors. Good idea and nicely written!

GreenBlog said...

It has sensitive and the most intimate observation of the reality. Hats off to you. Absolute brilliance.

My World My Home said...

Udita, very well said.....I'm sure guys would have felt ashamed of themselves...

Wonderful post dear...keep it up.:-)

Helen

http://myworldmyhome2012.blogspot.in

Unknown said...

Nice blog :) Keep it up :)


Anurag Das

http://webdevfunda.blogspot.in

Connie Omari said...

I"m a girl... but you tell it like is sister!

udita said...
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udita said...

@thanx Chandan,Helen,Anurag and Connie :) :)

udita said...

@Zunnur i totally agree with u...yes there are few men who really have a golden heart....leaving besides a few,majority of them fall in the category i just described above!

Anonymous said...

Too good!

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