direct from heart:the touchy post !

 MenKind,

Hey all.

Especially the male folks out here(although it doesn't mean the females are not allowed to read it ).This post is totally dedicated to you all.So kindly spare few minutes from you busy schedule and go through this small letter which I had always wanted to write for a very long time but never got the needed kick to type this down.

Since I am a girl and that too a college bunking one, I have a number of issues with you which I would like to bring to your kind notice. I know you will just laugh it off and if you do, I wouldn’t blame you because a majority of you are pathetically perverted like that. I would like to ask the beer loving soul of yours certain questions which have kept me perturbed for long.

Some genuine queries-

# There is something called Getting Bored. Just like the others of my gender and species, I too have Boobs and an ass to follow. I know you spend a lot of time browsing through images of topless and butt showing females online, but what I don’t understand is how you get amused by the so called melons rather than the face of even a properly draped woman?

# Some of your gang members smirk at me every time I walk down the streets sipping on my favourite ice candy. How can you possibly stoop low enough to think so perverted? A Lollipop wouldn’t be named that way if I were to chew it like a toffee. Things have got so out of hand that I think twice before ordering a Cornetto when your fellow beings are around. You can’t possibly expect me to bite the ice-cream off. Can you?

# You crave for a woman who is modern in a slutty way, outgoing enough to be mistaken as a whore. You forsake the innocent soul for the provocative body cover. But when it comes to settling down, you prefer the homely, traditional woman who is skilled in the culinary arts, ignoring the true bitch residing in her. Why so?

# You expect us to be understanding and listen to your irrational babbles when you return home drunk and callous. We too expect you to tolerate us when we are fighting our PMS every month. Quotes like “Never believe anything which bleeds for five days and still doesn’t die”  are just not cool for us to laugh at. We are made that way. What is so gross about that?

# Loosing your virginity is like a milestone achievement for you and the more women you have slept with, the more ‘THE MAN’ you are among your groupies. It’s definitely not the same for us here, atleast in India. But how can you possibly expect your wife to be a virgin when you aren’t? Many husbands might be cursing you for taking their wives virginity. Why don’t you look at it that way?

#WHY are you people so desperate and always give that exhausted SIGH whenever i pass by you.Is it something to do with the breathing?Why my boy why?Why do you sing those down market songs when i pass by?
If you really  have that singing sensation in you why don't you use your unexplored talent in one of those talent hunts? you would be better appreciated there.

I can go on and on and this letter can get as intolerable as Aishwarya Rai’s giggles. If you do not think that this letter applies to you, I request you to ignore the content and pass it on to the guy sitting next to you. Maybe he might relate to this.

Sincerely,

The Girl you whistled at yesterday evening.

confessions of a shopoholic

When I was 7 most of my friends stopped believing in magic. That's when I first started. They were beautiful, they were happy. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards.Yes they were many of those beautiful  girls who spent most of their time in the shopping stores.

You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.these stores are absolutly hard to ignore.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again.I can do affordable fashion. I mean, I know where all the sales are. N i really dont care if i have some of my bills pending as one of my friend rightly says " if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you."

A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags... oh yes... oh yes.

 

hypothesis of happiness

The other day i was watching "The Pursuit of Happyness" a story of a struggling salesman who takes custody of his son as he's poised to begin a life-changing professional endeavor.as i was watching this inspiring movie i realised that although money makes the world go round but still it cant buy the real happiness.by real i mean the one dat makes you happy from the heart .
happiness is the result of all the right wheels turning at just the right time.
 You’re walking down the street, find 500 bucks, get a compliment from a stranger, meet the perfect guy or girl (and don’t totally make a fool of yourself), go to ur favorite store and get 50% off, etc., etc.sometimes a dinner at five star doesnot give u happiness which u find at a dhaba on the street side offering the finger licking food

Happiness is a choice.that's right a choice.Not an accident,not a charitable gift from the universe.you need to dig it out of every situation no matter how worse it is.
happiness is about choosing to see the adventure in every moment, choosing to understand that there will always be a light after the dark, that there is always good in every situation and every person, no matter how grim things may seem.


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Happiness is going against everyone by  taking part in an adventure sport with ur life at stake and then having that never ending glow on ur face

Happiness is sitting on a park bench facing the calm river with your lover by your side and the birds making the atmosphere all the more musical and romantic with their melodious chirp with the sun peeping thorough the shady tree

Happiness is when you have your own private serenaders singing outside your window for your birthday. :) And your family coming overseas to see you.  <3

Happiness is summer classes with awesome people and doing what you love :)

Happiness is eagerly waiting for the summers just for the sake of that fleshy stone fruit "mango" and eating it till the 'gutlee' (seed) turns white

Happiness is hearing from an old friend after years and reviving the old memories

and the list is endless

When we choose to be happy, things tend to work in our favor, and luck seems to be on our side

PS Be happy by default as you are miserable by your own fault

celebrations :) :)

Today I woke up to a wonderful surprise-This little blog of mine has 100+ followers  I remember getting excited when I made it to double digits, and now I'm into triple, yay!
Today I have officially hit 100+ Google Connect followers! Time to celebrate!

I have met new friends and mentors along the way and I love communicating with you all via the comments section and emails,  I am very grateful and feel blessed to have such wonderful readers :)
words cant express  the awesomeness of  all  you lovely individuals . It seems like just yesterday that I was deciding what to do for my 50 follower giveaway, and now here i am having double of that! I just want to thank each and every one of you for supporting my blog. It really does mean a lot....
thanku all for being my family far away from my own family...
cheers! you all keep me going :)


free vodka for all :)

riding a seesaw life

Update? eh I’m fine. learning to live alone again. and that’s fine.  When you’re happy in your head then you’re happy in your life, and I’m finally figuring out many things that I love, that I’ve learned, and that I have gained.  Like, It’s not scary to walk alone at night if you know the way, and have the “don’t fuck with me” on face  when a creepy guy passes you, whose probably drunk. I’ve begun to notice the things that bug me, and the things that used to but don’t anymore.  For a while I felt as if I’ve been cold, but it’s only because I’ve been living in my head for a while.  I’ve noticed that I have neglected people who I truly care about, such as my family and old friends.  I’ve noticed that my heart isn’t as big as it used to be, and that saddens me, but it also makes me think. “why spend so much time worrying about people who shouldn’t be the biggest issues in your life?"
 and that how i have a thousand enemies and haters, but then have that one friend, who is worth those thousands.
life is like a seesaw, you got to balance it right, or else you will end up crashing down :)

 

i miss hugs

I miss hugs
I miss warm hugs
I miss the ones that make you feel all fuzzy inside
I miss the ones that make you feel so happy that you could just stand there forever
I miss selfless ones, where someone is just hugging you for you with no other intentions but to hug you.
I miss hugs that are given by my mom and my dad that just feel like home, like when you were a kid and their arms were the only thing that fixed all the scrapes and boo boos
I miss hugs from long lost friends
I miss hugs from past lovers and the feeling you get when you know that they don’t want to leave you for far off places.
I even miss those awkward hugs that people go for because they thought you intended a hug instead of a hand shake.
I miss hugs,  nowadays I don’t get enough. :/

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Imagine no chocolate cake.

 Hershey's kisses and their chocolate spa probably would not be invented. What about chocolate ice cream, chocolate chips?
But what would the world be like if chocolate was never invented? What would Valentine's day be like? No brownies or chocolate cake or chocolate chip cookies. Delicious chocolate truffles, mousse and trifles…poof…gone! No more chocolate covered popcorn, nuts and pretzels. Or maybe they would be covered in white chocolate. And of course the marriage of coffee and chocolate is legendary.

Maybe the word itself would not even exist.  So all the colors and shades of chocolate that have become popular today would not exist. The removal of that one word and food would have a big impact on our existence. Think about all the shades of chocolate brown.

Imagine life without chocolate.

HORRIBLE!!!!







i was reading Time magzine where it said that beef farming is destroying thousands of acers of rain forests every single day..yeah,just like you,at first i didnt really care but then i read further on in that article and i was so shocked !

you know what is in that rain forest? the CACAO tree.the cacao tree where chocolate comes from.

all these greedy corporate motherf****** are threatning my chocolate supplies :( :( :O

i dont want to live in the world without chocolate

somebody please stop the madness :(